At the Georgia Aquarium today-
Me: Do you think all the fish are sad to be in a tank like this?
Dad: I don’t think fish think much at all.
Me: This is why you eat them and I don’t.
Dad: What about piranhas? They eat humans so they kind of deserve it. Would you eat them?
Me: What if I ate a piranha that ate a human? That would be a full circle of messed up.